Corporate Jargon Translator
Say what you mean, then let the tool say it the way the office needs to hear it. Buzzword Bingo included.
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Tap a square each time you hear it. Any full line (row, column or diagonal) is a bingo.
How it works
- Type the blunt version of what you want to say.
- Pick a tone: HR-Safe, Passive-Aggressive or C-Suite Executive.
- Press Translate, then copy the result or share it.
- Switch to Buzzword Bingo and tap each buzzword you hear in a meeting. Any full line is a bingo.
Nothing you type leaves your browser.
Questions
What does the translator actually do?
It takes a blunt or frustrated message and rewrites it as diplomatic corporate language. Pick a tone — HR-Safe, Passive-Aggressive, or C-Suite Executive — and it rewrites your message sentence by sentence. Common blunt phrases (“I can’t…”, “where is…”, “you need to…”) have hand-written replies in each tone, swearing and insults are swapped for milder words, and anything else is framed in the tone’s own voice. Your names, numbers and dates are kept, and a list stays a list. Press Translate again for a different wording.
Does my text get sent anywhere?
No. The translation runs entirely in your browser from a built-in phrase list. Nothing you type is uploaded, logged, or stored on a server.
How does Buzzword Bingo work?
You get a random 5×5 grid of corporate buzzwords with a free centre square. Tap each one as you hear it in a meeting; complete any row, column or diagonal for a bingo. Generate a fresh card, play the daily card, or share a link so colleagues get the identical grid.
Is it saved between visits?
Your current bingo card and marks are kept in this browser's local storage so you can come back to the same meeting. The translator keeps nothing.